revoltinggirl-urethra:

revoltinggirl-urethra:

semantics are the ultimate vessel to objective truth . keep splitting hairs and youll reach the atom !

99% of all pedants stop cross referencing definitions right before they construct the infallible observation ‼️‼️‼️

polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup:

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

jascurka:

ALT

ALT

Don’t be afraid if there’s no wind in my hair
There’s a stillness left in there
I’m seeing double

walcutt:

ok. on date. we aren’t quite hungry yet so we go to the used game/movie/whatever store down the street. we look around at dvds for especially good or bad finds. a thought strikes me that i kind of want to watch jupiter ascending. i turn. instantly make eye contact with the one copy on the shelf. show it to them. they’ve never heard of it. perfect. i can inflict it on them. go to checkout. all is well. it’s like $6 which is way too much but i still want it. cashier opens box. someone has absolutely 1000% stolen the disk for 2015’s masterpiece, jupiter ascending, starring eddie redmayne, you know, that one. pilfered. vanished. me and the cashier are dumbfounded. THIS movie? he reaches under the counter and fiddles around in a box. finds a second, loose, disc. puts it in my box. still charges $6. sends us on our way. who is out here stealing jupiter ascending. why didn’t you just steal the whole box. it can not have been that much harder

wizardwithnogoodspells:

Little known fact about me but I like to go around to my local used movie/games/whatever stores and steal the discs of Jupiter Ascending out of them.

Only the discs though, the boxes can stay.

quixoticanarchy:

the author’s poorly disguised unchallenged ideas about how the world works, what is natural, what should go without saying

romans-art:

mnemonicpneumaticknife:

My “It can’t be that bad- no one from the 29th century showed up to undo what I did.” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions from Temporal Investigations that my t-shirt should have explained.

siniakova:

shoutout to miss universe norway 2025 whose national costume was a whole ass salmon. legend behavior no notes.

halewoods:

kosmogrl:

kosmogrl:

strawberrrytide: